Friday, April 15, 2011

Walkthrough: Getting To Know Christine by Tlaero and phreaky

Getting to Know Christine can be downloaded here.

If you want to complete the game, the easiest way is to edit the values in _begin.html. If you want to do things the (slightly) harder way, read on.

1. This walkthrough was written using the first released version of Getting To Know Christine, and earns 119 out of 115 points.
2. Generally I've picked the path that ensures the most content while avoiding making Christine angry.
3. This walkthrough does not cover the secret ending beyond pointing out the three actions you need to take to trigger it. For example, if you refuse to plant the webcam the rest of the date will be different to what the walkthrough describes.
4. I have not described the sex scenes because they are basically linear and require the player to simply work through all the available options.
5. Where it says <varies> it means one of three things:
a. there are several options available, but there's no difference between them so you just pick the one you like best; or
b. there were two options for the previous action, which lead to different but equivalent actions now; or  
c. there was a basically linear section that I was too lazy to describe in full

Select Hard difficulty
Skip intro

First Date
Wait for her
I didn't want to be late, so I got here early. (+1)
You were ... watching me?
(Struggle to keep breathing) Yes. (+1)
We'll see about that.
I was a little worried that you'd feel bad that I waited.
Alright then.
Compliment her looks. (+1) OR You're seriously attractive. (+1)
Compliment her outfit. (+1) OR That's a killer outfit you're wearing. (+1)
Explicitly call out her jeans. (+1) OR The top is awesome, but I especially like the way your jeans show off your ... um ... rear end. (+1)
Stare another moment. (+2) OR Yeah, and yours is ... awesome. (+2)
Order drinks
(Smile) I'm a secret agent.
I'm not a very good one.  Super attractive women always blow my cover. (+1)
Well, I hope it is someday.  I've just got an entry level position in a small firm. (+1)
Woah.  Do you carry a gun?
So you really are a secret agent!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
What kind of game?
(Nervously) I'm not sure what you mean.
Ooh, I like this game.
Maybe some time I can cause that face... (+2)
As if you weren't already hard...
Match her orgasm face, and add in loud moaning. (+2)
Wait to see what she does next.
My heart's pounding, but I really like this game.
Kiss her.
Go for broke and kiss her neck. (+2)
Stop kissing.
Hit me with your best shot.
A banana?
Between your legs.
And on later dates?
(mutter) More than you can imagine. (+2)
Well, for now, how about if you give the banana a blow job?
And how is your banana sucking technique?
I'll bet.
Your own banana is rock hard.
You're too enthralled to say anything.
Well the tip did.  But what about the rest of it?
(stammer) Sorry, I got carried away...
Stare at her dumbfounded.
(Yell) Suck that banana!
(Yell) Deeper!
(Shout) Go Christine! (+2)
Holy shit!  That was incredible.
(Take a deep breath) Yeah, thanks.
Damn, he looks tough.
Wow, she's picking you over him?  Did this angel get lost on the way back to heaven?
You heard the lady.  Back off man.
Try to punch him. (+1) OR I don't want to fight you.  But if you touch her again, I'll break your nose. (+1)
Lie there unconscious.
Open your eyes.
I think so.
Whoa.  What happened to him?
Really?  Damn.  (frown)
Well, after that impressive display of manliness, I assume you don't want to see me again.
Really?  Okay!   Then can you show me how to knock out a guy like that?
Worried that she'll say something like "next year," you timidly ask "When?"
Sweet.  It's a date, then.

Max Score: 20
Total: 20

Second Date
Take a deep breath to calm your nerves.
Knock on the door.
Go in.
(Call back) What if it wasn't me at the door?
What if it was someone who wanted to take advantage of you?
(Gulp) Okay, yes... (+2)
My god, do you ever rock.
I'd watch you any chance I could get. (+2)
You realize that, when you're dressed like that, I'm powerless to resist, right? (+2)
They might go for that, but it would be kind of awkward to ask.
Sounds exciting. (+1)
Okay so far...
I have to admit that's terrifying.  But it's also really exciting.  I'm in. (+1)
Reach back and squeeze her ass.  Then go to the gym. (+2)
Go to the sauna.
Stare at her tits.
Sneak over and get a better look.
Go back and sit down a discreet distance away.
Clear your throat.
Sorry to disturb you.
Hi Sandy, I'm Adrian.
My new girlfriend convinced me to start working out.
I suspect your boyfriend is pretty lucky too. (+1)
I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone. (+1)
Sorry, I'm with someone right now.
Here she is.  Sandy, this is my girlfriend Christine.
I'm just trying to keep up.
Erm ... well ... I ...
Damn, how many awesome women hang out here?
True to Christine's word, you watch them for a few minutes.
Sounds good.  Sandy, it was a pleasure to meet you.
Head to the men's locker room.
Let it all hang out. (+2) OR Cover yourself with your hands. (+1)
Sandy!  I'm naked here.
A little...
You stare in disbelief as she strips off her bikini.
Oh my god!
I'm trying not to... (+1)
I can't, Sandy.  Christine is my girlfriend, not you. (+1)
Doesn't matter.  I'd know.
No, but...
You're ferociously hot.  And I really want to.  But, no.
Hold your breath and shake your head.
In spite of yourself, stare at her body.
No.  Sandy.  You've got an amazing body.  But I will not cheat on my girlfriend. (+2) OR Please stop this, Sandy.  I want to be faithful to Christine, and you're making it so hard. (+1) OR (if you want the secret ending: Break down and ram your iron cock into her pussy.)
What?  Christine? (You look over your shoulder.)
Oh my god, Christine.  This isn't what you think!
You ... did?  But what if I hadn't held back?
So this was a ... test?
So, as a reward, are you going to join me in the shower?
Doesn't seem very meaningless if it's with you.
Okay.  Well, at least I'm getting to see you in your underwear.  That's progress.
Stare at her ass as she walks away.

Max Score: 18
Total: 38

Third Date
Hi Patty.  It's nice to meet you.
Check out her tits. (+2)
I'm sorry to intrude, Patty, but can I use your bathroom?
Oh no, she's on to us!
Plant the webcam. (if you want the secret ending: Have second thoughts and do NOT plant the webcam.)
Head to the bathroom, flush the toliet, and wash your hands.  Then get back to them.
That's better.  Did I miss anything?
Good things, I hope.
Nice to meet you, Patty.
I was scared, but I wasn't about to let you down. (+1)
Turn on the laptop.
Open your mouth to say something...
'Accidentally' brush her breast with your hand. (+2)
Want to keep rubbing on me? (+2) OR Yeah, I think I'm starting to get numb to the terror.
Eat dinner.
Look closely at the screen.
Well, if she insists...
Staring at a naked neighbor with your girlfriend.  You really have no idea what to say in this situation...
Yours. (+2) OR Take off your shirt, and let me do a side by side comparison. (+1)
I have to admit, I'm not as big as him.
Have I told you recently that you rock? (+1)
Smile back at her even though her eyes are glued to the screen.
It's hot. (+2) OR It's exciting. (+1)
It certainly is unique...
(Tear your eyes away from the screen) What???
Yeah. (+1)
(Gulp) In front of you?
And what are you going to do?
Nervously run your hand along your cock over your jeans.
But I wasn't doing myself...
You understand how uncomfortable this is making me, right? (+2)
Pull your pants and underwear down. (+2)
Wrap your hand around your soft cock and timidly stroke it.
Yes. (+2)
You feel your cock start to get harder.
Focus on the laptop.
Look to Christine.
It's not so embarrasing if she does it too...
Pump harder but keep from cumming (+2)
Stare at her hand and keep pumping. (+2)
Pump harder.
You're at the edge.
Pump through your orgasm.
Wow.  Yeah, that was ... wow. (+2) OR I'm kind of fond of you too... (+1)
Kiss her goodnight.

Max Score: 25
Total: 63

Fourth date
Say hello with a kiss. (+1)
Reach down and squeeze her ass. (+2)
Finish kissing.
Stare at her ass.
Check her out. (+1)
Get in.
You really are a secret agent!
Everything you do scares me....
In spite of yourself, grab the armrest.
Force yourself to release the armrest.
But I'll distract you and we'll die.
You are one wild woman.
You're right, but I'd like to live to keep seeing you.
No, I just can't.  Pull over and I'll do anything you want.
Let me do something else instead.
I do want to, but I'd like for it to not be the last thing I ever do.
Timidly squeese her right tit. (+1)
Give both tits a good fondling. (+2)
Kiss her. (+2)
Move down to her neck. (+2)
Move down her body.
Rub her legs. (+1)
Slide your hand between her legs and rub her inner thighs. (+1)
Rub her crotch. (+2)
Rub harder. (+2)
Rub her tits. (+2)
Kneed her breasts with both hands. (+2)
Where are we going?
Work my way up to handling you, huh?
I'll bet.
Hold on for dear life.
Since the day I met you...
Enter the gun range.
I've never even held a gun before...
Will the eye protection protect me from the searing view that is your body?
Sorry.  I'll focus.
As if she needs to tell you to watch her...
Her shots ring loud in your ears, despite the ear protection.
Aim for the target.
Did I hit the bullseye?
This is harder than TV makes it look.
Got it.
Did I really look like that?  Okay, I'll try again.
Look at the target.
Bring the target back to inspect it.
Head out.
Yeah.  That was cool.  What's the plan now?
(Gulp)  Really?
Then why are you driving so slow?
Continue to Christine's apartment.
Sure, I'm not going anywhere.
Does that mean you're ... um ... ready now?
Join her on the couch.
Keep kissing her.
Reach down and gently pull up on her shirt.
Try to keep your hands from shaking as you remove it the rest of the way.
Touch her breasts.
Keep fondling.
Lift up her bra.
Keep touching while she removes it completely.
Stare at her breasts.
Lean in and kiss her right breast.
Give the nipple a nibble.
Rub between her legs while sucking her breast.
Gently bite her nipple again.
Rub with intensity.
Keep rubbing.
Rub and suck through her orgasm.
Stand up.
Unbuckle your belt.
Let her tear your pants off.
Yes, please.
Hold your breath.
Match her moan.
(You're staring down at a beautiful, half naked woman whose mouth is next to your erect penis.  It's hard to imagine there being a problem anywhere in the world.)  We do?
That's a hard decision.
Watch her go deeper.
Oh god, faster!
Collapse back onto the couch.
God, yes.
You're worth waiting for.
Give her a good, long kiss

Max Score: 21
Total: 84

Fifth Date
It's hot. (+1)
Are you a lesbian?
That's ... hot. (+1)
Especially if I get to watch. (+2)
So, what do you have in mind?
You want me to do what?
What if she's not a lesbian?
Say I convince her.  Do I get to join in?
Hmm, I would like that...
What if she's looking for something more than emotion-free sex?
Okay, I'll try.
Struggling to keep I go.
Approach the woman.
Dance with her.
Damn, she's stacked. (+2) OR Both your moves and your looks are awesome. (+1)
Nice to meet you, Vanessa.  I'm Adrian.
This is a little weird, but my girlfriend sent me over.
Honestly, she wants to make love to you. (+1)
She says that it's just carnal desire, no emotion.  So I'm okay with it.  But it doesn't seem very fair to you.
So, will you do it? (+1) (if you want the secret ending: And now that I've talked with you, I can't go through with this.  It's not right.)
Really?  Thanks!
Wave Christine over.
Christine, this is Vanessa.
You marvel at seeing Christine out of her element.
Follow them.
<work through all the options>
Watch them stand.
Lean forward.
<work through all the options>
Take a good look at Vanessa's pussy.
Listen closely to Christine's reply.
Watch as you wait for her reply.
Hold your breath.
Hope that Vanessa goes down on Christine.
<work through all the options>
Watch Vanessa saunter over to her large purse and pull something out of it.
<work through all the options>
End the date.

Note: If you've taken the three necessary actions (Sandy in the showers, not planting the webcam, not procuring Vanessa) Christine will break up with Adrian at this point and you will have the option of viewing the secret ending. Don't wallow in self-pity.

Max Score: 8
Total: 92

Sixth Date
<linear interlude>
Sit down across from her.
Sound's serious.  Is something wrong?
Okay ... ask it.
(Take a deep breath.) White.  You're wearing lacy white lingerie.
I can see into your apartment from mine.  I watched you get dressed.
Every day.
Long before we started going out.
I'm sorry, Christine I—
(Gasp) Yes.
I was using binoculars.  I'm positive.
Thank you?
You have?
Oh wow.  Then why ask?
You're welcome.  So, what happens next?
Your games tend to be exciting...
I thought you'd never ask...
Strip off your clothes.
Let's move to the couch.
Rub her tit.
Rub more.
Gently push down on her shoulder
Give her pussy a good licking.
Focus on that spot.
Keep licking as she cums.
<work through the positions; 'Finish' when you've had enough>

Max score: 0
Total: 92

Seventh date
Hey Babe.  We getting a room?
You lead and I'll keep up.
Sounds like fun. (+1)
Skinny dip! (+1)
Well, I watched you get dressed.  Your black undies look like a suit. (+2)
Look around for Hotel security while you take off your clothes.
Maybe you can check it out personally later... (+2) OR I'm always glad to see you. (+1)
I'm a little nervous about the hundreds of hotel rooms that look down on this pool.
Watch her take off her bra.
(Look around at the very public pool.)  Yes...
Follow her in.
Grab her panties. (+2)
Swim after her.
Go for a feel.
Move in closer.
Caress her breasts (+2)
Kiss her.
Gasp and look over your shoulder to see who's there.
Hi Sandy.  Fancy meeting you here.
Watch her walk away.
Seems wrong to make her sit all alone over there. (+2) OR You're hotter. (+1)
Kiss her. (+2)
Hey Sandy, the water's great.  You should join us.
Yeah, you get naked!  That's why we're inviting you over... (+2)
Inspect her 'topless' claim (+1)
Yep, toplessness confirmed...
Hey, wait.  You're topless too!
Christine, maybe you should show Sandy something Vanessa taught you...
Have Christine suck Sandy's fingers. (+2)
If I know Christine, it'll be very fun...
Head back to your building
Watch out, Sandy.  If you sound at all nervous, she'll make you do it...
Well, I have explored every inch of you...
Sit down on the bench.
Lean back to clear space for Christine to go down on you.
Wonder the same thing.
I guess (pant) you're just going to need to (moan) try for yourself.
Shiver in anticipation.
Lean back and enjoy it.
Hold still and let her impale herself on you.
Ride me, Christine!
Stare at her breasts bouncing in front of your face.
Look closely at her breast.
Is that Sandy's breast poking into your view?
Let's give Sandy a shot.
Let them switch.
Moan as she slams herself down on you.
Let her ride you hard.
Have her grab her own breast.
Pull her back against you.
Slam her back down on you.
Have her raise her arms up.
Wave Christine over.
If she comes ... I'm not going to be able to ... hold back ... any ... longer.
Hold on a little longer.
Explode inside.
Finish the date.

Max score: 19
Total: 111

Eighth date
Enter the restaurant.
Yeah.  I could barely work up the nerve to talk with you.
Dear, I remember every last second I've spent with you.  You're unforgettable.
You've made it very clear that I should never lie to you...
Do you consider the first date the day I met you here, or when we went to that bar downtown?
Thursday. (+1)
Hit me with your best shot.
Do you honestly think I'd forget that?  It was black. (+1)
Well I'm certainly not going to forget that beautiful sight.
I think it had something to do with sharks. (+1)
(Relieved)  I have to admit that the words on your chest didn't stick with me as much as the shape did...
Corporate Security. (+1)
Well, I had proved that I couldn't do it.
I was too busy looking at you to notice. (+1)
Hot car.  Hot woman.  No contest.
I don't actually know. (+1)
A beautiful woman once told me that the quickest way to slam doors is with lies...
Left arm. (+2) OR You have a mole? (+1)
(Smiling) I'm sure you'll come up with something else for me to worry about...
Does that mean you'll leave me if I stop being scared of your ideas?
Good.  So, what's next?
(You get hard.)  What would you, um, like to do this weekend?
It's supposed to be warm this weekend.  We could go to the beach.
Now, about the parking lot...
Go to the beach.

Max score: 8
Total: 119

Ninth date
Hey, isn't that Patty and Tyrone?
Just following orders...
You told me to ... it's nice.
Maybe.  Wonder what they'd do if we happened along...
In my book, it's not cheating if we're both there. Let's go.
That was pretty exciting wasn't it?  It was like the four of us were having sex together.
Hold your breath.
The 'terrified but interested' look.  Christine eats that stuff up...
No, she's not...
She won't even hesitate to take off the bottoms.
Your turn.  You hesitate for just a sec.  Stripping in front of another couple is the wildest thing you've ever done, but you're not going to fall behind now...
Take a good look yourself.
Motion for her to turn around.
Move in behind her.
Wait for Patty to say 'Yes' before thrusting.
You're not sure if that's enough for Christine.  Keep holding back.
Push in.
Fuck her gently.
Look back at Patty and Tyrone.
Keep fucking Christine.
Drive in hard.
Keep going.
Pound her.
See what's going on with Patty and Tyrone.
Send Tyrone in to keep her distracted.
Check out her nipples.
Check out Tyrone's technique.
Hope that Tyrone gets some soon.
Watch her get onto her knees.
Move Christine closer.
Let them keep kissing.
Scoot Christine a bit closer.
Fuck them hard.
Even Faster.
Cum inside her.
<you should be able to handle things from here>


  1. Replies
    1. Click 'Plant the webcam' (the link is in the bottom half of the screen). How to get there is described in the walkthrough above.

      If that's not what you were asking about, please provide more information.

  2. I need more specific directions on planting the webcam, i feel lke ive tried everywhere? In relation to bed andpillow, any direction would help

    1. What browser are you using? The 'Plant the webcam' link covers the bottom half of the screen, so it shouldn't be hard to find,

  3. In hard difficulty i can t go afer day 4. Why?

    1. Could you be more specific? What happens? Exactly where does the game stop for you? What browser are you using?

  4. Hi, i play with firefox. When i play in hard, after the day four, with all the points, the game says i have finish in easy and i can t continue to play the other dates. What can i do?

    1. That sounds like a bug (although not one I've ever encountered) and you should contact the author

  5. How do you actually end this game?

    1. If you're talking about the final sex scene in the game (which I haven't described because there's no way to screw it up), it ends on a shot of Christine wanking off Adrian and Tyrone. If you're having trouble, I'd recommend using a browser that allows you to tab through the onscreen links (there are points where there are options at the bottom of the screen and a link somewhere in the image).

      There's also the secret ending (which I've barely described) and the failure endings.

  6. It REALLY does help when you play on a PC and use the walkthrough to rack up points, versus playing on your mobile device. fyi

  7. I need a new version more erotic

  8. I am using iOS, how do I do the webcam thing and head to the bathroom?

    1. You'll have to be a bit more specific about where and what your problem is.

      I should probably add the caveat that I know nothing about iOS.

  9. How to het past the sex scène of Vanessa and Christine? Vanessa is rubbing Christine her pussy but how to get further?

    1. Just try to click left part of the screen..

  10. Is it possible you can fully explain how to get the secret ending?